Nosy Bitch

Fuck!

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Christina has been using my computer, so I tried not to have this page in my "history". What a nosy bitch!

There are comments from girls to the effect that I should just ask her. What's the fun in that???

Think about it, if you were to have sex with a guy, would you rather he put some effort in foreplay or just stick it in???

I rest my case.

Anyway, going to an end of year party with Christina tonight. I wanted to invite Kristy too so that they will be in the same room together. But I am not sucidial.

Yet ...

My Ode to Christina

Most people are happy just to find and keep one
and you see some people in love that think they have won
But me, i am not happy unless i have you and at least another
believe me it will be an experience like no other!

Comeon baby comeon please
there is definitely room for three
You are my love and the only one that i want
but i can't resist the look of that blonde

Call it sleazy, call it unreal
but there's something about three that seems ideal
Not that i don't love you, not that i don't care
but i need three like i need air

It will be thrilling, it will be fun
to go hunting together as one
like therma and louise on their famous adventure
bringing home another will be our own joint venture

Spice up our lives, strengthen our love
once its over, we will give her the SHOVE
no need to worry, our bond will never be destroyed
as i only want the third to be our toy
cause you are everything i imagine a girl to be
so baby will you please agree???

Heaven

I am in HEAVEN.

Feels so good. You know when you are on a good thing and you feel like you can never tire from feeling it? Like eating your favourite food, and how you cannot get enough of it, the more you eat, the more you want to eat. You develop this hunger and craving for it and when you get it you feel this release and everything is happy.

Christina bought me a massage chair today, and I am in heaven.

She is so sweet. She messaged me in the afternoon saying she has something that I have always wanted. To be honest the first thing that entered my mind as she was lying in bed with Kristy and longing for me to join them.

But that was not to be. I turned up at her house on Friday night. She cooked this awesome meal for me, with candles, flowers, dimmed lights, insense burning, the works. She was dressed to the bomb, with a nice mini skirt (the heating in her house was turned to the max), black V that shows her beautiful back, nice juicy glossy lips. She looked better than the food that she "cooked".

"It has been a great two years" She said looking longingly into my eyes. "You have been really good to me, but I haven't always treated you like you deserved to be treated, so tonight I want to make it up to you."

I smiled. If only she found this blog.

Dinner was actually nice. She went to great effort - to an extent that I actually felt guilty.

"I got you something, something you have always wanted" she said in her so cute voice "but I won't give it to you until after dinner". I think she expects me to bug her about it, begging for her to give it to me early. But I was busily thinking how I could have forgotten our two years anniversary and how I could get out looking like I have not forgotten and have planned something special.

Being trained to think of bullshit to say quickly in my line of work, I gave Christina "option A or option B". Naturally she asked what was A and what was B. I refused to tell her, telling her she will find out in a week's time when the option will reveal itself. Phew bought myself a week :-)

She chose A, reluctantly and pressed about what she chose. I remained closed-lipped.

Christina loves being in the dark. I think all girls love mysteries and the possibilities that mysteries bring.

So with all her pent up excitment she couldn't wait to give me my gift. It was the massage chair that I have dreamt about for so long.

It was a lovely gesture. Something that I didn't expect from her. For some reason I felt all those feelings that I felt for her when I first went out with her. All of a sudden she meant the world to me and all our happy times came rushing back. I guess that's how chicks feel with guys give them flowers.

So I have been sitting in my massage chair, in heaven thinking about how I could get Christina kissing strippers. What a gift.

Kissing

A kiss is an upstairs persuasion to a downstairs invasion.

Everything starts with a kiss. Without kissing, no one would get any action.

With that in mind, the next logical step is to get Christina making out with another (preferably) hot chick. A couple of ways to do this:

1. get her massively drunk, get her on the dance floor with a willing, ready and able chick and just let nature work its magic. However this option leaves too much to chance. There are too many variables in this option - a willing ready and able chick, Christina dancing with her, the chick being into Christina, Christina being into her and them actually kissing;

2. get her attracted to one of her really hot friends. This would be perfect - who in their right mind would actually object to having two hot chicks serving every one of your sexual whim? However, the con to this option is that it leaves Christina exposed. Friends do weird things if the friendship is tainted by a sexual element. Jealousy, rivalry and general stupid behaviour ensures. No need for that risk - plenty of hot chicks out there;

3. strip clubs, lap dance and then make out. This is the most viable option because the other chick will be a "professional" ensuring that Christina has a positive (and memorable) experience which means she will be more inclined to do it again. Furthermore because it was paid, it "doesn't count" which means that she cannot blame herself for being slutty. Perfect.

I am excited!

Everything starts with a kiss. Without kissing, no one would get any action. I am about to get lots and lots of action, and it all will start with a kiss.

Kristy

I just realised I haven't talked about Kristy for a while.

I assure you she is still very "in the picture". She still emails me at work and sends me suggestive emails.

I have just been so busy these couple of weeks that I don't even have time to myself. Luckily the long weekend is coming up in a couple of days.

So, Christina on Friday night and Kristy on Saturday night. Hopefully 3-some on Sunday night!

Haha, I doubt it.

Kristy is a cool chick. I really like her. Is it possible to have feelings for two girls at the same time? I mean there will be times when I think about Christina and all her little habits and hear her personal phases and how much she has tamed me. But then there are times when I would think about Kristy - the way she moans in bed, how she tosses her hair when she takes off her bra and the devillish smile she puts on just before she gets a good fucking ...

I am not the relationship type of guy. I don't think I ever was. Every time I had a girlfriend I would still be looking at other girls, flirting with them and fantasing sleeping with them. To me, girls are like money, you can always have more. But when I found Christina, I was happy for a while. For about 12 months I did not notice another girl. I did not flirt with girls. I was even REJECTING their advances!

I am a caged animal like seeing those zoo lions with their sad stare and longing for the wild plains of Africa that is me in a relationship. On the one hand I am happy that I am being spoon fed by Christina but yet it seems I am held back at the same time.

That was before my little fling with Kristy. There is spring back in my step. There is hope. There is pleasure in my life even though 70 per cent of my life is taken up with useless, stressful and boring work. Despite all the crap my boss throws at me, I can still manage a smile. I bet he thinks I am crazy.

I am test driving cars again on Sunday, the lion in me wants to take Kristy. I long to hold her hand, feel her skin against mine as we walk hand in hand to battle those slimy car salesmen, I want to smell her perfume and see her smile. I want to treat her well and hug her because I feel guilty that we have never gone on a "date".

Yet I feel I should be taking Christina. Afterall she has fed me well despite being caged up. She has and is keeping me alive. I can't just abandon her.

The optimist in me will see Christina and Kirsty together in my life as the perfect solution to my current conflict. But as we all know this perfect fantasy is not likely.

Fuck, I haven't talked about Kristy in a while but it doesn't mean I won't talk about her again.

Depressed

Sorry Father for I have sinned. It has been 9 days since I have updated my blog.

As Pixie said, I have been test driving cars on the weekend. I have heard that Rover is in receivership, which is a pity because the Rover 75 was HIGH on my list.

The reason why I am depressed is because I have just heard my friend has retired. Retired at the ripe old age of 29.

Fuck. When I was going through high school, everyone was raving about how lawyers and doctors make loads of money. If I find one of these fuckers now, I would run them down in my Rover. Liars!!

Choices

Times have been good. It is time to upgrade the shagging wagon.

At the moment I am driving a boring, but reliable car and I have been looking to upgrade it eversince 18 months ago. The ONLY reason why I haven't gone for the upgrade is because there are SO many choices out there.

I am looking at spending anywhere from $30,000 to $60,000 on my car. I figured that if I am hand cuffed to a massive law firm, I might as well enjoy life (in the rare event that I am not working my ass off).

In my brand new (could be second hand) shagging wagon, I will need:

1. satellite navigation - there is NO WAY I am stuck in a luxury car on the side of the road reading a road map. Plus Christina is the world dumbest map reader;

2. sun roof - I have debated whether to go for a second hand convertible, but anything worth getting would be around 5 years old and that's when they start to become trouble. Also, I doubt I will have the roof off for more than 2 hours in the year, so I figured that a sun roof is a good compromise. Also a convertible means I will have to listen to Christina bitch about messy hair. I guess a good thing with convertibles is that the wind noise will probably drown out most of her bitching :-)

3. leather seats - they turn me on.

So I am looking at the Audi A4, Rover 75, BMW 3 series, Peugeot 307CC and the 407. I could even go for the BMW coupe, Alfa GT and the SAAB convertible. At the moment I am leaning towards the Rover.

I might have to start test driving soon. Anyone has any complaints about any of the cars above, please leave a comment.