Converting Christina

Will it ever be possible that my girlfriend is bi?

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Choices

Times have been good. It is time to upgrade the shagging wagon.

At the moment I am driving a boring, but reliable car and I have been looking to upgrade it eversince 18 months ago. The ONLY reason why I haven't gone for the upgrade is because there are SO many choices out there.

I am looking at spending anywhere from $30,000 to $60,000 on my car. I figured that if I am hand cuffed to a massive law firm, I might as well enjoy life (in the rare event that I am not working my ass off).

In my brand new (could be second hand) shagging wagon, I will need:

1. satellite navigation - there is NO WAY I am stuck in a luxury car on the side of the road reading a road map. Plus Christina is the world dumbest map reader;

2. sun roof - I have debated whether to go for a second hand convertible, but anything worth getting would be around 5 years old and that's when they start to become trouble. Also, I doubt I will have the roof off for more than 2 hours in the year, so I figured that a sun roof is a good compromise. Also a convertible means I will have to listen to Christina bitch about messy hair. I guess a good thing with convertibles is that the wind noise will probably drown out most of her bitching :-)

3. leather seats - they turn me on.

So I am looking at the Audi A4, Rover 75, BMW 3 series, Peugeot 307CC and the 407. I could even go for the BMW coupe, Alfa GT and the SAAB convertible. At the moment I am leaning towards the Rover.

I might have to start test driving soon. Anyone has any complaints about any of the cars above, please leave a comment.

11 Comments:

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  • At 12:51 AM, Anonymous Pixie said…

    yep. i was thinkin the same thing.


    perhaps he has bought the new car and the satelite navigation system took him to some remote location with a massive shortage of computers and bi chics...

    maybe the recent influx of comments have given him an even bigger ego than before and he now refuses to post for less than 10 comments a day...

    maybe christina found out about kristy, or kristy found out about christina, or they both found out about this site and now the poor deserving bastard is laying in a hospital bed somewhere...

    then again, maybe he's just being lazy. eh...

     
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  • At 4:31 AM, Blogger Michael said…

    Oh Pixie don't worry I am still alive. Just too busy at work to think about anything. Maybe I should dictate my blog and get my secretary to write it for me :-)

     
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