Hello.
Haven't posted for a while. I have been busy trying to get my Idol friend connected with my friends at the entertainment industry. Too bad a lot of my contacts are in the adult "entertainment" industry.
Saw Star Wars last night with Christina. Awesome film. Even the chick loved it. Too bad Natalie Portman looked like SHIT in the movie, otherwise I would have attempted to prompt Christina to imagine a threesome with Natalie.
Around the corner from my house, there is this corner shop. The owner of the corner shop is very funny - one day he would be like the soup Nazi from Seinfield, saying you can't buy this or that and be an absolute asshole to you. However, the next day he would be all nice to you and ask you about your job. Looking back I think he is only an asshole to me when I look like shit. We shall test this new theory.
Anyway, we went to our bi-polar shopkeeper before we went to Star Wars because we all know the cinemas rob you blind with the prices they charge for snacks. Being a tightass person trying to become rich, I need to save as much money as possible. So we were in this shop picking out what we were going to stuff ourselves with, and Mr bi-polar walks up and whispers to me that he thinks Christina is a very pretty girl. Christina laps up the comment.
BUT after Christina walked away staring at snacks, Mr bi-polar proceeds to imply to me that I shouldn't buy these snacks as he seems to think that Christina is getting fat, and should impose a food rationing program before it is too late.
What a bastard! Seriously there is absolutely NO NEED for him to tell me what to feed my girlfriend. Who does he think I am? Stupid???
Of course I have THOUGHT of the consequences of over indulgance on snacks. Weight management of your girlfriend is CRUCIAL in a relationship. Any guy who goes out with a thin girl but ends up marrying the same FAT version of that girl has no one to blame but themselves. It is like disciplining a child, it is YOUR responsibility and no one elses. You get what you dish out.
With my rant over, I have decided that I am going to cut it off with Kristy, despite comments suggesting that I should test her bi-sexuality and getting her to be my talent scout. I have a feeling that Kristy is like the bi-polar shopkeeper.
So I have arranged dinner with Kristy for tomorrow night, and formally break things off.
May the force be with me.
Haven't posted for a while. I have been busy trying to get my Idol friend connected with my friends at the entertainment industry. Too bad a lot of my contacts are in the adult "entertainment" industry.
Saw Star Wars last night with Christina. Awesome film. Even the chick loved it. Too bad Natalie Portman looked like SHIT in the movie, otherwise I would have attempted to prompt Christina to imagine a threesome with Natalie.
Around the corner from my house, there is this corner shop. The owner of the corner shop is very funny - one day he would be like the soup Nazi from Seinfield, saying you can't buy this or that and be an absolute asshole to you. However, the next day he would be all nice to you and ask you about your job. Looking back I think he is only an asshole to me when I look like shit. We shall test this new theory.
Anyway, we went to our bi-polar shopkeeper before we went to Star Wars because we all know the cinemas rob you blind with the prices they charge for snacks. Being a tightass person trying to become rich, I need to save as much money as possible. So we were in this shop picking out what we were going to stuff ourselves with, and Mr bi-polar walks up and whispers to me that he thinks Christina is a very pretty girl. Christina laps up the comment.
BUT after Christina walked away staring at snacks, Mr bi-polar proceeds to imply to me that I shouldn't buy these snacks as he seems to think that Christina is getting fat, and should impose a food rationing program before it is too late.
What a bastard! Seriously there is absolutely NO NEED for him to tell me what to feed my girlfriend. Who does he think I am? Stupid???
Of course I have THOUGHT of the consequences of over indulgance on snacks. Weight management of your girlfriend is CRUCIAL in a relationship. Any guy who goes out with a thin girl but ends up marrying the same FAT version of that girl has no one to blame but themselves. It is like disciplining a child, it is YOUR responsibility and no one elses. You get what you dish out.
With my rant over, I have decided that I am going to cut it off with Kristy, despite comments suggesting that I should test her bi-sexuality and getting her to be my talent scout. I have a feeling that Kristy is like the bi-polar shopkeeper.
So I have arranged dinner with Kristy for tomorrow night, and formally break things off.
May the force be with me.
posted by Michael @ 11:09 PM
2 Comments:
At 10:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
Very interesting indeed. But I think you are going about it the wrong way. My husband asked me straight out, and while it took a while to get used to the idea (because I honestly had not thought about doing that before), overtime it was discussed further, both over beers and during sex, and we have even done the deed a couple of times now. My advice to you: the earlier the seed is planted, the sooner you feast! Good luck with it anyway...
At 8:22 AM,
schuey said…
Just read your blog and totally loved it ! The chick above me is right, tell her about it, even if she the kind of girl who puts embargo on you... (french girls would never dare doing that)
But then it would not be as funny right ?
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