Insults

Wednesday. Hump day. Middle of the working week. Tomorrow begins the landslide into the weekend, which means I could progress my "evil" plan to convert Christina.

Feedbacks tell me I should join Christina and Kristy in my sexual trinity. I think I have already expressed my intentions to do so. However, the issue of Christina finding out about my "cheating" and Kristy finding out that I have a girlfriend has raised its ugly head. This I must think of a solution - within the next two days if things are to progress this weekend. The shit thing is work is starting to pick up again, so no more surfing the net at work for Michael.

The traffic on this blog is picking up and I have noticed I am getting all these insults in my comments section.

I don't get why people insult me in my comment section. A "Comment" is an explanation, illustration, or criticism of a passage in a book or other writing and an "insult" is a rude expression intended to offend or hurt. So as you can see, insults by strict definitions are NOT comments.

I don't mind getting insults, they are fun to read but please make them more than THREE WORDS. I don't want to read that I am a jerk, jackass, stupid idiot or whatever - that's primary school stuff. Comeon, you are all writers, use your BRAINS, I am sure you can come up with more than THREE WORDS to express how much you hate me.

I am a LAWYER with THICK SKIN, so calling me a jerk, jackass or whatever is like yelling profanities at the TV when a player from your favourite sporting team makes a mistake - I will not be phased.

Should you have any inclination to hurl profanities at me, PLEASE do so with WIT. As least use your time in a charitable fashion by making someone laugh with your clever and original insult.

In fact, I will issue an open challenge all the haters to express your hateful thoughts in MORE THAN THREE LINES, using more than FOUR (4) ADJECTIVES.

I should get my friends to paste a link of this blog to all those feminism sites. That could prove to be entertaining ...