STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME.

Whoever gave the impression that guys are the stalkers. The popular betrayal in the media has always been the guys who are obsessed. Journalists who are disposition to bash the male species have always warned girls not to give out numbers to guys who will always call them twenty times a day.

I have never heard of any guy who obsessively call a girl. In fact, it is most likely the other way around. Most of the guys I know have had lots of texts, emails, phone calls from girls whom they have just met.

Kristy has sent me over 20 texts since we last hooked up. Although it is great to hear that she thinks I am the greatest, and how we formed a connection, how much fun we had and how hot I am it is annoying. Annoying because out of 4 hours I have spent with her, 50% of the time was not talking. In fact, as we all recall she busted into my apartment and proceed to have her way with me. There was no "hi, how was your day? Oooh you have such a nice apartment. What is that thing you hang on the wall?" She used me - like a hired high performance exotic car. She got the keys and thrashed the shit out of it.

"You are the first person I EVER thought of marrying"

PLUUASEEE - if you have actually listened to what I had to say, instead of oogling on our first outing, you would have known that I am not the marriage type.

"You are so hot, when can I see you again?"

Shallow and selfishly using men for their pleasure, they should be ashamed ofthemselves.